ears for your ears

Design by Marianne Rautureau.

These crack me up. I don't wear earrings as often as I thought I would when I first got my ears pierced, and I don't wear a wide variety of the ones I own. If these surreal-looking guys were in my collection, though, they'd probably be in the often-worn rotation. For that price, they'd better be.

I'm liking these because they're so quirky, but the whole reason I got my ears pierced was to look older... and I'm pretty sure these wouldn't do the trick. Would you wear these? Or are they just too bizarre?

[Calourette Ear Post Earring, $90 from Urban Outfitters.]